Sunday, February 20, 2011

7 Minutes In Heaven With Psychic Andy

My friend, Kris, had her FIRST 29th Birthday party Friday night.
In honor of her first 29th birthday, she hired Psychic Andy to come to her house and do "readings" on ten of us.
I was VERY nervous because, well, let's face it...I'm LDS.  Not really part of the "paranormal" crowd, if you know what I mean.
I'm not a Molly Mormon, but I am not a Snookie, either.

Soooo, when you throw a nervous Jessica into an awkward situation where I don't know everyone, well, you get a bit of a smartass.

It's amazing.
Psychic Andy could "sense" that I was a smart ass.
WHOA, right?  ;)

I went very very last...and I just LOVED all the nice things he had to say.  He said I am "intuitive" but not the psychic kind and that I was a good judge of character and able to read people.  (see, stuff you want to hear!  flattering stuff) 

He said in past lives I had boundary issues with men (does that mean I was a hooker, like in the Wild West???)...that part I felt was a bit of bologna...but whatever.  He did say I have since conquered these boundary issues in this life so I have met a life purpose.  So watch out men...I will put you in your place.

He told me when I have a job to make sure I am not an assistant, but a leader, and that I get recognized for what I do...NICE, right?

He gave me a bit of a warning...BEWARE WALKING IN THE DARK IN MY HOUSE AT NIGHT.  He sees me tripping.  Nothing major, but still  BEWARE...

He sees me only moving twice in the rest of my life (weird, considering how much we moved as a child) and that it would not happen anytime soon.  Since Megan's session had a bit about somebody in 2012, she is confident it will not be before then. We will see how Bart's job hunting continues to see if that comes true in her time frame.

Oh, and he said that when Bart and I get in a disagreement that we need to drop our guard and listen to the other person...HOWEVER, when he said, "Drop your guard" I thought he was going to say, "Drop your PANTS" and so right as he said that I interrupted him with an "OMG you just wanted to tell me to tell my husband to DROP HIS PANTS!"  I think Bart is excited for us to have a disagreement to see if I listened to Andy's "advice".

Lastly, he asked me this, "Do you have a newer car?" 
Me, "Yes, I guess, it's like a 2008"
Him, "Well, you need to get your tires of them has a slow leak."
We will see if that pans out when I take it in to get it checked out this week...if so, then I.Am.Sold.

Overall, though I am a bit skeptical about psychic powers and all that jazz, it was a fun night hanging out with friends, eating yummy food, and having that "7 minutes in heaven" with Andy.  I'm just was TEN MINUTES in Harrison's room...and dude, it would have been awesome to have left the baby monitor on so we could all listen to each session!

So...what do you think about psychics?

3 Words to brighten my day:

PapaJeff said...

Not much on psychics. It's better to listen to the Prophet and to the Holy Ghost.

It sounds as if it was a fun party. Watch out with the "drop your pants" thing, though:)

Anonymous said...

Old and New Testament are pretty explicit about physics - so I stay away. Our minister talked about it once(who is one of the most awesome ministers I have every heard speak) - and he said that person was speaking through an evil spirit - and that spirit allowed that person to "see" in order to pull others away from relying on God. Of course, he said it much better than that).

Though I think it sounds like tremendous fun - it is something I choose to stay away from.

Angelkris said...

I am so behind on my blog reading! Thanks for the kind words about my party. I hope everybody had fun and didn't take it too seriously. So, what about the slow tire leak?