Tuesday, September 18, 2007

How is it?

  • How is it that Jackson knows the exact moment I pour myself a bowl of cereal, even if he is in the basement playroom or sleeping?
  • How is it that both times I have given birth the birthing room has turned into a three ring circus?
  • How is it that I didn't even mind the circus and won't mind if it happens again?
  • How is it that Brennan is reverting in potty training and having an 'accident' almost every day?
  • How is it that I have gotten so fat?
  • How is it that EVERY TIME Bart wants a t.v. remote, they have all grown legs and walked away?
  • How is it that I can read Harry Potter in less than a week, but take forever to read the Book of Mormon?
  • How is it that just when things are looking up, Bart smashes his glasses?
  • How is it that Bart thought that his glasses were safe because he put them behind something on the kids table???
  • How is it that my peaceful shower gets interrupted almost every day, except Sunday's, but that's just because I have to get up at 6:45 for a meeting.
  • How is it that the bishop thinks we need to have PEC every Sunday at 8:30, when church doesn't start until 1:00?
  • How is it that "Mamamamama" means about 536 things to Jackson? and that Brennan understands about 1/2 of those?
  • How is it that I sweep three times a day and my floors are STILL crumby? (as in crackers, toys, juice cups, etc)
  • How is it that it took 45 minutes for Brennan to get a 15 minute haircut?
  • How is it that I will have nothing to to for a week, and then ten different things to do on one day?
  • And Finally...
  • How is it that I always have time to make a blog entry, but never have the time to put up all the laundry????

4 Words to brighten my day:

Kathy said...

That is so funny & true!

Lexi said...

Yes indeed. I could ask myself the same question on several of those. Then again, what would we be doing all day if it wasn't running after and taking care of them! (This includes husbands as well) ;-)

Stacy Hutchinson said...

This was great to read. It's nice to know I'm not alone! I'd like to hear Brennan's translations for Jackson's blubbering. That's so sweet.

Angelkris said...

How is it that I can accomplish so much is so little time, yet my husband gets nothing done with an enitre day to himself?!