Monday, June 8, 2009

Not Me Monday....Circus Edition

  • I did not laugh in the face of the man who tried to sell us $12 cotton candy. Seriously folks, $12.
  • I did not allow my child to pick up one of the ridiculous looking dunce hats after the circus was over and it was abandoned on a seat on our row.
  • I did not put my camera away, figuring Trina who had much better seats (best available my butt) would get better shots and I could copy hers.
  • We did not get a family fun night for $5, the cost of parking.
  • I did not sneak in bottled water, homemade chocolate chip cookies (made by Bart...he rocked those cookies), and oreos.
  • Brennan did not hold his nose and act absolutely ridiculous as we viewed the animals beforehand.
  • I was not amazed at the size/girth of the elephant bulls man parts at he peed and pooped all over. I did not feel a little baby for the girl elephants.
  • I did not coordinate in a very subtle way my entire family's wardrobe based upon Ethan's brand new outfit he wore.
  • I did not change Ethan's diaper in our seats, while he sat in my lap, with no one being the wiser. (So white trash, I know)
  • I did not wish I sat where Bart was so he could chat it up with the overly friendly father on the side of me.
  • I was not amazed at how freakin' cool the greatest show on the earth was.
  • I do not want to go back next year. Nope. Not me.

4 Words to brighten my day:

~*~ Melissa ~*~ said...

Great Not Me Monday!

Anna said...

Sounds like you guys had a great time!

Megan R. said...

haha you should check out MY not me Monday, cause we DID pay the 12$!!

Rebecca1217 said...

Love your circus not me. I would have cried at the guy selling $12 cotton candy because I love it but won't pay that much for it.