Not Me Monday....Circus Edition

• I did not laugh in the face of the man who tried to sell us $12 cotton candy. Seriously folks, $12.
  
• I did not allow my child to pick up one of the ridiculous looking dunce hats after the circus was over and it was abandoned on a seat on our row.
• I did not put my camera away, figuring Trina who had much better seats (best available my butt) would get better shots and I could copy hers.
• We did not get a family fun night for $5, the cost of parking.
• I did not sneak in bottled water, homemade chocolate chip cookies (made by Bart...he rocked those cookies), and oreos.
• Brennan did not hold his nose and act absolutely ridiculous as we viewed the animals beforehand.
• I was not amazed at the size/girth of the elephant bulls man parts at he peed and pooped all over. I did not feel a little baby for the girl elephants.
• I did not coordinate in a very subtle way my entire family's wardrobe based upon Ethan's brand new outfit he wore.
• I did not change Ethan's diaper in our seats, while he sat in my lap, with no one being the wiser. (So white trash, I know)
• I did not wish I sat where Bart was so he could chat it up with the overly friendly father on the side of me.
• I was not amazed at how freakin' cool the greatest show on the earth was.
• I do not want to go back next year. Nope. Not me.