Ah, not CLAMPS!

Today before nap time:
Me: Jackson, make sure to take a good nap. I think we will walk to school to get Brennan this afternoon.
Jackson (look of concern and concentration on his face): But if we walk to school, I will get clamps."

That is a pellet gun.  It's never had pellets in it before.  I don't even know why we own such a thing.

Me (laughing at the very concerned child): You mean CRAMPS?